Jan
02

Questions and Answers

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Q – Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A – Your teeth!

Q – What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A – Black mail!

Q – How does the pope buy things on eBay?
A – He uses his papal account!

Q – Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
A – Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

Q – Why did God invent economists?
A – So accountants could have someone to laugh at!

Q – Fat momma’s so fat, she goes to the beach and sells?
A – Shade!

Q – What’s the difference between a woman and a volcano?
A – A volcano never fakes an eruption!

Q – TRAFFIC POLICEMAN: “Didn’t you hear my whistle, madam?”
A – WOMAN DRIVER: “Yes, but I don’t like flirting while I’m driving.”

Q – A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night?
A – Man, She charged S$100 from me for over speeding, S$200 for wrong side entry, s$500 for no helmet!

Q – TEACHER: “Tell me, Johnny, which is the best time to pick pears? Spring, summer, autumn or winter?”
A – JOHNNY: “The best time to pick pears is when the farmer is not at home and there’s no dog on the farm.”

Q – Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
A – No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Q – What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A – Iceburgers!

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